As I said here, and after this and this, I’m going to have surgery soon. Soon as in next week. And I’m trying to be a man here, but I am a bit nervous.
So to make me feel better I like to think of Steve Austin. I mean the guy was completely destroyed when he arrived at the hospital, right ? And then they put all this cool shit inside his body and bing he comes out of there stronger than before. And that was was like 30 years ago.
So I asked my surgeon what cool shit he was going to use to repair my knee.
“ A piece of your butt cheek” was his abismally disappointing answer.