Friday, July 25, 2008

Script doctor


I need your help, for my book. Everything was going well but then, at page 3, I hit a wall.

The hero – a very handsome, 36-year-old spy living in an undisclosed Italian city – has just slept with two Danish twin sisters (who model for fun but who are in fact the heiresses of a vast financial empire). They both love him to death and desperately want to marry him.
So, which one should he choose? Tina, the blonde one, whose boobs are like God’s gift to man? Or Stina, the blonde one, whose boobs aren’t bad either?

I’d never have thought it would be so hard to write a novel.

Thanks for your help.

9 comments:

nuttycow said...

Stina. Anyone with a name like that deserves to be chosen.

Longman Oz said...

Impossible to choose and remain a gentleman. The hero must do the noble thing in Chapter Two and go into exile with a heavy heart. He chooses California.

In Chapter Three, Fortune smiles on the hero's chivalry when a randomn incident leads him to meeting two more charming sisters, whose surname reminds him of an international hotel chain.

dazzle said...

Did you ever think of entering a tall Irish man into the plot? You should try it out and see where it goes...

The Major said...

Nutty: It's a good name alright. Much better that Tina

Longma Oz: great idea, that would sort out my problem. Ever thouhgt of wrting yourself ?

Dazzle: call me old school but I don't think there can be a good novel out there without a tall Irish man. I'll call him Dazzle, too, if it's alright. "dazzle was his name, and he was a pretty ncie guy for a big man..."

Rosie said...

i can't wait to read it.

but... will it be en francais?

pinkjellybaby said...

he marries one and has an affair with the other one which drives her insane with guilt about what she's doing to her sister and she kills herself, the wife finds out why and divorces him.
leaving him free to find someone new later in the book!

Blossom said...

Easy...........marry their younger sister!

The Major said...

Rosie: en français, yes, I'm afraid.

Pjb: Amazing stuff!! Why did I not think about it myself ???

Blossom: Interesting stuff albeit a bit sick considering Tina ans Stina were not that old themselves...

Rosie said...

pas de probleme, it will give me an excuse to brush up.