How to boost your stats

I found the ultimate solution, and it wasn’t even that complicated. I don’t understand how I didn’t figure it out before. All you have to do is use the words “swedish” and “girls” like I did – innocently – in my last post.

For example, here are two sentences that could be used – innocently – to attract more readers:

Swedish girls blow their nose.
Swedish girls love screw bulbs.

Results are guaranteed.

You’ll thank me in a few days.